A Zombie Christmas
“You see, the biggest problem was this. When you messed with Rudolph, you screwed up the whole display. All the reindeer were attached by string, and that string led into the hands of Santa, who was glued by his butt to the sleigh he was sitting in. That meant, you picked up one, you picked up all of them. Sure enough, as soon as the zombie picked up Rudolph, the rest of the display just went into disarray. I didn’t want to shoot the zombie just yet, because if he fell forward then it woul...d crush the display all together. So I waited until he was trying to walk away with Rudolph, shambling off, the display dragging behind him. Bam!
That’s when I dropped him. Perfect head shot, display still safe.
I was on the balcony of the house when I made the shot, so I took my rope ladder and dropped it over the side. I put the rifle down and grabbed a couple of pistols nearby. I checked their chambers, full, locked, and loaded. I put the guns in their holsters and climbed down to the ground.MoreLess
That’s when I dropped him. Perfect head shot, display still safe.
I was on the balcony of the house when I made the shot, so I took my rope ladder and dropped it over the side. I put the rifle down and grabbed a couple of pistols nearby. I checked their chambers, full, locked, and loaded. I put the guns in their holsters and climbed down to the ground.MoreLess
Read book A Zombie Christmas for free
Write Review:
Guest
Read Also
9 / 10
User Reviews: