Honky Tonk Samurai (Hap And Leonard)
“The pizza boy looked like he just got his driver’s license.
Leonard gave the pizza boy money, said, “You took long enough. You have to go to Italy to get it?”
“It’s a busy night,” the pizza boy said.
“I’m so busy you’re not getting a tip,” Leonard said, taking the pizza and closing the door with his foot.
I got up and went out and gave the pizza boy a tip. I said, “It’s all right. He found out today that his penile implant isn’t going to work.”
“Oh,” the pizza boy said and w...ent away.
Wishbone said, “I told you no onions.”
“Shut up,” Leonard said.
Everyone ate, onions or no onions, though Bad Leg was good for only one piece. He really was starting to fade. Wishbone was actually starting to be jovial, even cracked a few jokes. I think he was a little delirious from the injured arm and all that had happened to him.MoreLess
Leonard gave the pizza boy money, said, “You took long enough. You have to go to Italy to get it?”
“It’s a busy night,” the pizza boy said.
“I’m so busy you’re not getting a tip,” Leonard said, taking the pizza and closing the door with his foot.
I got up and went out and gave the pizza boy a tip. I said, “It’s all right. He found out today that his penile implant isn’t going to work.”
“Oh,” the pizza boy said and w...ent away.
Wishbone said, “I told you no onions.”
“Shut up,” Leonard said.
Everyone ate, onions or no onions, though Bad Leg was good for only one piece. He really was starting to fade. Wishbone was actually starting to be jovial, even cracked a few jokes. I think he was a little delirious from the injured arm and all that had happened to him.MoreLess
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