Sex in a Sidecar
““It can’t be any worse than the Sunset.”
“Oh yeah? It’s a lot worse.”
“How so?”
“Well, like tonight when I was closing, I witnessed a touching little scene between two of Jacaranda’s most upright citizens; although neither was upright at the time. I opened the door to Terry’s office just before closing and there was this big white moon ass staring at me from the desk.” I left out the bit about what I was doing in Terry’s office. “Honest to god, it was so big it should have been flyi...ng over a golf course taking pictures for TSN. I can’t figure out how in hell he was able to get his pants down with both of them in there and the door closed.”
“Need finds a way,” Clay said. “Who was it?”
“The man has to be a contortionist. Your condo has closets bigger than that office. The desk takes up most of the floor space and the only filing system is clipboards hanging from the walls.”MoreLess
“Oh yeah? It’s a lot worse.”
“How so?”
“Well, like tonight when I was closing, I witnessed a touching little scene between two of Jacaranda’s most upright citizens; although neither was upright at the time. I opened the door to Terry’s office just before closing and there was this big white moon ass staring at me from the desk.” I left out the bit about what I was doing in Terry’s office. “Honest to god, it was so big it should have been flyi...ng over a golf course taking pictures for TSN. I can’t figure out how in hell he was able to get his pants down with both of them in there and the door closed.”
“Need finds a way,” Clay said. “Who was it?”
“The man has to be a contortionist. Your condo has closets bigger than that office. The desk takes up most of the floor space and the only filing system is clipboards hanging from the walls.”MoreLess
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