The Teacher From Heck (2006)
“I thought about it all day. We couldn’t charm Skruloose. We had to get rid of him. But how?
I was still thinking about it after dinner in my room while Belzer massaged my toes. See, sometimes when I think too hard, I get toe cramps. Luckily, Belzer is around to do his magic-fingers trick and loosen up my toe muscles.
Good kid, Belzer.
He was down on the floor, concentrating on my little piggies. “Belzer, what’s that T-shirt you’re wearing?” I asked. “Let me see it.”
He raised himself so I could... read the front of the shirt.
PLEASE SLAP MY FACE “Belzer, that’s a loser shirt,” I said.
He blinked. “You think so?”
“It’s totally gross,” I said. “Where did you get it?”
“It was a birthday present,” he replied. “From my grandma.”
“Cover it up,” I said. “I’m trying to think. There’s gotta be a way to get rid of Skruloose.”
Belzer went to work on the little baby toes. “Gentle! Gentle!” I said. “They’re attached to my feet, you know!”MoreLess
I was still thinking about it after dinner in my room while Belzer massaged my toes. See, sometimes when I think too hard, I get toe cramps. Luckily, Belzer is around to do his magic-fingers trick and loosen up my toe muscles.
Good kid, Belzer.
He was down on the floor, concentrating on my little piggies. “Belzer, what’s that T-shirt you’re wearing?” I asked. “Let me see it.”
He raised himself so I could... read the front of the shirt.
PLEASE SLAP MY FACE “Belzer, that’s a loser shirt,” I said.
He blinked. “You think so?”
“It’s totally gross,” I said. “Where did you get it?”
“It was a birthday present,” he replied. “From my grandma.”
“Cover it up,” I said. “I’m trying to think. There’s gotta be a way to get rid of Skruloose.”
Belzer went to work on the little baby toes. “Gentle! Gentle!” I said. “They’re attached to my feet, you know!”MoreLess
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